I'm Kate



I'm a 21 year old student midwife living in the UK.

I'm from a little rock in the ocean called Jersey.

This is my multifandom mess.

Oh god. I don’t know what I am enjoying most about this article.
It’s stupid.
He’s awesome for posing with pudding.
or
The pure comedic journalism: “Mr Nemeti managed to cook and eat the dessert that evening without injury.”
[x]

Oh god. I don’t know what I am enjoying most about this article.

It’s stupid.

He’s awesome for posing with pudding.

or

The pure comedic journalism: “Mr Nemeti managed to cook and eat the dessert that evening without injury.”

[x]

5 months ago on December 3rd | J | 0 notes

Black Friday wouldn’t work in Britain. Instead of crowds pushing and shoving and people going nuts, there’d just be queues everywhere…

6 months ago on November 23rd | J | 2 notes

If Mitt Romney wins the US election, can we have Obama?

6 months ago on November 5th | J | 2 notes
youknowyourebritishwhen:

The Great British Bake-Off: Your weekly dose of watching four people sitting around a table, in a tent, in the rain, drinking tea and discussing baking.

youknowyourebritishwhen:

The Great British Bake-Off: Your weekly dose of watching four people sitting around a table, in a tent, in the rain, drinking tea and discussing baking.

8 months ago on September 15th | J | 351 notes

wipethebloodfromyoureyes:

When I watch Jeremy Kyle I’m unsure if I should laugh or weep for humanity. 

8 months ago on August 31st | J | 382 notes

notatthedinnertable:

Another article detailing just how important it is that more midwives are recruited in the UK!

Please please please sign the RCM Petition to recruit more midwives.

It only has five more days to gain 100,000 signatures, and is currently stuck on just short of 69,000.

Signal boost!

Every day I go on shift at the hospital I see midwives struggling to provide care that is acceptable, never mind exceptional.

It’s not because they don’t try, or because they can’t be bothered.

It’s because they have 10 women to look after when they should have 5.
It’s because a midwife called in sick, and the hospital don’t have enough staff to replace her for the day.
It’s because newly qualified midwives who can provide the extra workforce are being turned away due to lack of jobs/funding.
It’s because the government aren’t doing all they can.

We’re not asking for more midwives than we need. We just want to end the shortage.

9 months ago on August 17th | J | 3 notes
9 months ago on August 15th | J | 88,792 notes
Britain: let me play you the song of my people
Britain: YO I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
9 months ago on August 13th | J | 59,829 notes

fishpun:

onedirectionfangirlproblems:

usa gets silver:

russia gets silver:

chinese get silver:

british get bronze:

i dont think anyone understand how much i fucking love these posts omfg

9 months ago on August 13th | J | 137,895 notes

youvebeenvloged:

talesoftinsoldiers:

The Mayor of London, everyone.

I would vote for boris. I see him ride by my flat when I’m in london. He’s the only likable politician

9 months ago on August 13th | J | 19,792 notes